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waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

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thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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almaasi:

#ITS FUCKING BACK  #HE KNOWS  #THEY ALL KNOW  #HIDE THE PORN

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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bruceykinns:

daunt:

Always my favorite because the “External inertial dampener” IS A SPACE VERSION OF A FUCKING PARKING BREAK.

GDI PIKE these young fresh academy kids do not get your awesome jokes.

from the original script:

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the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

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thesubversivesound:

resiststance:

andrewneilblog:

'Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book' - Tom Pride 

this is beautiful

Get your printer on parents, I’ve got some fun activities for the little’ns.

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plaidshirtjimkirk:

thetroublewiththetribbles:

I pretty sure that there is no one who doesn’t ship Kirk with the Gorn a little. Don’t even deny yourself deep down in your heart of hearts there is a small part of you that ships them.

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ellastorm:

impalawanderlust:

I can’t stop laughing.

The fact that Sam and Dean managed to get themselves on this list together with people like Cersei/Jaime and Lucrezia/Cesare (who have a canon - as in explicit on-screen - sexual relationship!) makes me happier than it probably should.
Way to go, boys. Way to go.

ellastorm:

impalawanderlust:

I can’t stop laughing.

The fact that Sam and Dean managed to get themselves on this list together with people like Cersei/Jaime and Lucrezia/Cesare (who have a canon - as in explicit on-screen - sexual relationship!) makes me happier than it probably should.

Way to go, boys. Way to go.

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